Q: What is the difference between an i*****l immigrant and E.T.? A: E.T. eventually went home! Q: Why did God give men penises?A: So they'd have at le...ast one way to shut a woman up.Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A: A lickalotopis Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having c***dren. What does a man of 35 think of? A: Dating c***dren.Q: What did One gay sperm say to another?A: How do we find an egg in all of this shit?Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?A: Because he was looking for PoohIf a. Finishing her toilet, Kim went to her linen closet and opened a brand-new set of sheets. They were candy-striped red and white. After changing the double bed, she ran the back of her hand lightly over the crisp percale, loving the feeling. What in the world am I thinking about? she wondered. Why in hell am I doing such a dumb thing now? Did I blow out my mind at that stupid picnic?Slipping on a white terry robe, she let it hang open and went out to her living room. Already it was 10:30, but for. Lubrication wasn’t needed, she was already dripping wet.I gripped her face with my hand and pulled her close.‘I’m going to fuck you and my big cock is going to destroy your wet pussy, do you think you can handle me’‘I want to feel you now’ daisy whispered to me’ Jamie is in the room next door, what separates us is a paper thing wall and an open doorway.I picked daisy up, I pulled her Pyjama bottoms down her thighs. She was now straddling me whilst I was stood upright.I shoved my huge throbbing. " Yeah, he did. But even if he's a lord, he's still a man. When the time comes, I bet he'll not be able to help himself. He'll want you— any man would." Oh, Joe. Don't say that. I had it all sorted in my head until now." If he does ask for...you know? I'm just saying, I'm okay with it. Just make sure he pays you enough." You really are becoming my pimp, aren't you? It's against the law, you know." What is?" Living off a girl's immoral earnings." So you're a working girl now?" Seems I am." As I.