‘It’s certainly true that you’ve talked about this mythical cat for years,’ my father mused. ‘Um… Akari?’ Alice tugged on my sleeve urge...ntly, and pointed behind me. I turned to look, and smiled when I saw that the meadow was positively packed with cats. I stood and curtseyed to my two guards, who had a large package balanced across their backs. ‘For you, Highness,’ they informed me respectfully, and my loved ones all gasped. ‘I guess you can hear them now,’ I hypothesized. The box turned out. " I had to tell them something!" Nicole snapped back."Why not something like 'Jennifer' or 'Victoria'?" Well it's too late now." she said holding up her hospital band."Nicole Minor!" I shouted. "You've got to be kidding me!" It just came to me." she explained."What! When you were mining coal as a fourteen year old?" We both busted out laughing."No... I just said Cole and thought miner. I kinda came out together."We laughed so hard we were wiping tears from our eyes."Well 'Nicole'," I emphasized. But latex is a problem for some people, so, I didn't want latex for sure. Plus, these are really thin so people say they to feel a lot better than others.”“Sounds like you did your research.”“Always.” Listening to a nerdy girl talk about condoms was... actually kind of hot. I wondered what it would be like for her to describe sex toys. Her voice was actually pleasant now that I thought about it... I began to smile at the thought of her doing phone sex or being the voice talent for some erotic. "How many of you ain't slept with more than one person at a time?" She looked around. "Class?" Okay, we're all gonna burn in hell. So what's your point?" I have a girlfriend of mine., " And she ain't a slut!" Tom shoved in fast.Nancy flipped him the bird, and got back on track. "Everybody familiar with the Electric Lady Land album?" We looked at her like she was backward. "You know the fold out?" A couple of the guys looked bemused, but maybe it was the pot that was circling around the coffee.