He had a lot of her juices running down all over him. He had to figure out how to change the bed with Amanda laying on it right now. He walked out t...o the linen closet to get some clean sheets for the bed. When he walked back into the bedroom Amanda was laying there looking at him and smiling.“Are you ok?’ He asked her.“Yes. That was wonderful. Can we do it again?” Her eyes lit up when she asked that.“Whoa. Slow down there you horny little girl. The first thing we need to do is get this. My name’s Steve, I’m just the wrong side of 40 now, long-time divorced and up until fairly recently single. I’m Mr Average really looks wise – six feet tall, about 14 stone (probably carrying a stone too many to be honest), brown hair and blue eyes. I’ve got my own house a couple of cars and fortunately (as far as I know) no k**s. This tale is in numerous parts – you really need to read them in the correct order or they’ll make very little sense so we’ll have to go back to 2003 to start with.. He is still not sure what really happened, but here they were having an online relationship. It was better then most real ones. When she sent him that provocative picture wow, he fell in love, head over heels. She was not only talented, but also gorgeous! One catch, she was married. When asked if she was happy, she always replied, yes. Then she informed him she loved to cyber and chat online. "Bummer, adding that he was not into breaking up homes, or stealing lonely housewives. But if she would. You never know, I might get to see under it too!’ I joked. He was an old school friend, and he knew that I was still a virgin – I’d made no bones about it. 28 years old, famous across the planet, and I’d never gotten laid. Oh well – better not worry about it. I’m not like other men, let me assure you – that’s not just arrogance, either. I know I’m not – I don’t think about sex all the time. I have little use for sex, and I’ve deadened myself to it. It’s become a long-standing joke among my.