Yes, I am harmed.” “I’m sorry. It’s just that she was so horny and so was I. We were both there and well one thing led to another and we just ...fucked. I’m not in love with her, she is just a nice piece of ass.”“Well, alright. Just don’t let it happen again. Now, are you coming over?”“Not tonight Dolly, I need to get some sleep. I’ve had a tough shift tonight. I’ll come over when I wake up. OK?”“Well OK. I’ll fix us lunch when you get there.”I got into my pick-up and drove to my boarding house,. ” Groaning inwardly, Heather silently cursed Trish’s notoriously persistent curiosity. Fighting to compose herself, she offered a wave as dismissive as she could muster “Thanks, Trish,” she replied. “Don’t worry about me. I’m fine, really. The campaign is starting to get to me, that’s all.”Setting the envelope aside, Trish held Heather’s hand and skeptically regarded her friend. Something had been off with Heather for days, and her concern flared into a deeper suspicion. Clenching her jaw,. We used to go for shopping grocery and vegetables and all.Again, one day, I asked her about her hubby and this time she became sad and was about to cry. But I held her and made her calm and said if you are uncomfortable, it’s okay. Then, after some time, she started saying that her husband left her for another lady. And started crying loudly and I hugged her and made her quiet.She also hugged me tight and was crying. But this time, I was taking advantage of her. Her boobs were provoking my. . until she foxed me into marrying her.”That brought us BOTH to a standstill.The Sheriff made a simple statement, “Does Karen know?”“Yup ... what she said was, ‘Stay out of Colorado.’”“Colorado?”“Common law,” I said. Then I had to explain the circumstances. So ... we’re standing out in the pasture ... and I kept talking until he said, “I see. Stay out of Colorado.”We turned to the Avocado ... outside the crowd was fancy dancing. Some of those hispanics can really dance ... and they were dancing.