My friends use to call me 'a geek with the body of a pornstar'!I never liked this joke. Just because I have huge 34 E cups doesn't mean people can go ...around joking about it, but tonight I am actually amused just to think about it.My best friend Lynn Payton had created this joke. As if she wasn't a hot girl herself! My friend is a blue eyed blonde with golden curls and a body to die for. She is plump in all the right places, especially her bubble butt and large boobs, almost as large as mine!. The rest of his load had hit the underside of my boobs and spattered my tummy. Now with some guys their load is thin and runny, while with others its thick and creamy. Some leave discernible streaks on your skin, while others scatter drops everywhere. It's a fun thing to find out, and every girl or woman who parties sort of has to experiment.One of the things that happens at a party is that some of these guys who pull out to come will end up scattering their come all across the room. There were. He plays with it as he squeezes my balls in rhythm, as if he’s trying to pump my stale cum from me physically as if I’m just one of those cream-filled plastic sex dolls, and he starts to push his massive cock into my anus. I’ve never been fucked before, and so the pain is intense as he drives it slowly but unstoppably inside me. He grunts his exertion with each thrust, using his grip on my balls for purchase and thus yanking them painfully, and I yelp in time with it, the pain sharp and. .. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K!”The mother says, “Very good honey.” The blonde then asked. “Is that because I’m a blonde, Mommy?” The mother responds, “Yes dear.”The third day the blonde come home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy today in school we went swimming! But I was the only one who had breasts. Is that because I’m a blonde, Mommy?” And the mother responds, “No Honey, it’s because you’re twenty five.”A blonde is on vacation and she walks into an Internet cafe to send an.