I continued to massage her tit and watch the other nipple ache for the same treatment, when she looked up at me and said “These t-shirts are so flim...sy, they tear so easily.” And gave me the sexiest wink I’d ever seen, and have ever seen since, except from her! I grabbed a hand full of the shirt and with one swift and quick yank, it ripped and completely pulled away from her body, I tossed it aside as if it was nothing. As I gazed at her exposed body, as close to naked as I have ever seen her,. "The three stooges," said O'Brien. The three men were good, doing a stooges routine. They got a spattering of applause. Not surprisingly the sexy genie and catwoman each got a lot of applause. "Darth Vader and Princess Leia." Carrie climbed on stage and fired at the crowd with her toy blaster. George activated his light saber. It was a plastic collapsable toy. The red plastic shot out and he turned the flashlight on. It even made light saber noises. The crowd was unenthused, but some of. I looked at the security guard and told him that I’d rather leave. With that, I walked out of the department store with my head high and contempt on my face for the enforcers of that biased policy. As I began the long trek home, I walked with a heavy heart. I kept asking myself over and over, what have I done to deserve such treatment? Why am I considered a potential thief by the owners of that department store? Why did they dispatch a security guard specifically to keep an eye on minority. She answered the door wearing a short blue dress and, I suspected and later confirmed, nothing else. She invited me in. The apartment itself was large and modern - the main living area dominated by the large pieces of pop art she used to decorate the place. The huge pieces of graphic artwork clashed violently with each other. I followed her to the kitchen. Once in there, she offered me a joint. "Is roast lamb ok with you? I thought you could carve it." I tried to slice the meat, but my hand was.