? I was reminded that thesituation was not supposed to be comedic when Frank smacked my ass and told meto get going.? I started sniffing aroundon the ...ground until I thought they were satisfied and I squatted.? I tried to relax.? I tried to focus on Ed.? I tried to think about rivers andwaterfalls.? It just was nothappening.? Finally I covered my eyes andtried to think about being somewhere else.?Like a bathroom stall. ?? ?? "Openyour eyes!"? Frank demanded, makingme jump, but Ed stopped him.?. Some of those people live in Florida. At least part of the year. They have condos, trailers, winter homes, or for all I know, tents on the beach. Winter can be hard in northern Indiana, so why not retire to warm and sunny Florida?I’ll tell you why not.I cannot understand why old people want to flock to a state where the State Bird is a vulture! These huge black birds are everywhere. Including on the unused playground equipment in the center of the RV park. There are no children living in the RV. More than I could ever imagine. Absolutely wild! Are you ready to go, young man? Eve asks. Yes, my wonderful wife. Not you, dear! Im talking to our sweet son. Acting disappointed, Oh. Managing to break a smile, Yes, Im ready Mom. Where has everyone gone? Adam and Eve laugh. Adam answers, They left because they dont want to catch your bug. Centiger looks bewildered as he leaves with his parents. He wonders, Who cares if they catch a bug. Besides, what bug do I have? Before long, they meet seven. My son Giles insists on calling it the Women's Institution which isn't very nice, if occasionally quite accurate, and when I threatened to castrate him if he didn't stop he just laughed and said you'll want grandchildren one day mother, and if you do that you won't have any. Which is right I suppose, and since the estate goes by the rules of progenitor which means that it has to pass down the male line, the little bastard has me over a barrel.It had been a warm spring evening, very pleasant and.