.. but, still worth a broad Smile!Amazing, but true, if you think about it, and it shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return.The CRA has ret...urned the Tax Return to a man in Canada after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.In response to the question,... "Do you have anyone dependent on you?"The man wrote:... "2.1 million illégal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable scroungers,80,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 650 idiots in Parliament. "She looked a bit more settled but I could see she was still thinking about it."Hey, I'll tell you what. It's time to take a break from all this stuff. Do you want to ride your scooter or your bike?" My bike." OK. Let's go out to the garage."We got the bike and took it out the back of the garage onto the patio. I had her ride back and forth a couple of times to make sure she could handle it OK by herself."Have you got a helmet and pads for your knees and elbows?" Uh uh." OK. We'll get those. Why, she had no clue. “Okay, I’m gonna lay this out for you,” Sondra began. “My son has a condition called megalopenis. Basically it means he’s got a super-dong…obviously, you are aware of that now. He cannot wear a condom. He is sexually active. I need to keep him in line, but I can’t. He needs a steady outlet. One that I can trust to keep her mouth shut. One I can trust not to get knocked up on purpose or by accident.” Anita’s eyes bugged out…her mouth dropped open and she gasped. . Ever since they (read ‘she’) decided to have children, Reba had been demanding and rushed. It wasn’t bad at first. Having a wife who wanted a baby was fun. She never turned down sex. But as time went by and she still wasn’t pregnant, it had become more of a chore than an exciting fuck. Half the time when she demanded that he enter her, she wasn’t even damp. He was sure that couldn’t be good for conception. He’d done his best to romance her and get her turned on but she was so impatient that all.