They hang freely and firmly, perhaps the size of grapefruits, though less circular, they look like a woman's breasts. I know, somewhere inside, that ...they are. Hoping to prove my conclusion wrong I move my hand down towards the strange aching void in my most sensitive of areas. I reach deep, cup my crouch and fill my hand with hair. Now the terror strikes. "It can't be true," I scream. "It's impossible. It's wrong." "It is very true, Harold," Penelope tells me. "Or at least it's as true as. The fairies had been overly thorough in their dosing of the yellowshit throughout the area. Concerned that the home guard of the town might take action, they decided on their own to dose the entire population. They inadvertently got the stuff in all sorts of animal feed as well. The larger animals had already mated over the winter, but Pardin predicted they were going to have a bumper crop of mice, chickens, kittens, and pups by the end of the summer.His mother had sent a message by fairy that. . like you were being defensive on her behalf. You jerked me under the table just a little before she did honey. Did the two of you plan it?”“We didn’t PLAN anything, Arthur.” Her voice sounded stressed. “I told you what a tease Amanda could be. I’m not responsible for her actions. Did you feel VIOLATED or something?”The girl he had married, and the woman Mary had become, the prim church lady would have been incensed that Amanda had jerked him off under the table. She would have been upset with. Well...”Jenn interrupted, “If I like somebody, I plan to be available to them and to let them know it. This is the new me. The old me would have run for the hills. I don’t run from things any longer. I’ve learned that I have to face my demons or else they’ll rule me. My demons took me away from you and the Circle. I let them take over. What a fool I was. I am a more loving person than ever before, too.”Dave smiled, “Ah, you suffer from twenty-twenty hindsight, too. We never tried to find a.