Kani nannu levanivva kunda gattiga pattukuni, munduki vangi na pedalani thana pedalatho musesi, na adaramruthanni jurrukosagadu. nenu entha prayatinch...ina vidipinchukoleka poyanu. aidu nimisyala taruvatha thane vadiladu.thanu aaraoju office ki vella ledu ani, na kosam ani intlo ne vunnanai cheppadu. thanu syanam cheyatam, towel kattukuni ravatam, ammagari battalu vesukovatam antha chusanu ani cheppadu. iroju nanu dengi kani vadalanu annadu.ammagari battalu vesukunnavuga, ika ammagaru vachhe. Recently it has been made into a musicalThe writer has a healthy respect for the Women’s Institute and in no way would wish to denigrate that fine organisation.The following is a tongue-in-cheek story inspired by The Calendar Girls:‘And now ladies, I will announce the results of the home made preserves contest: In third place was Mrs Patterson’s beetroot chutney. The second prize goes to Mrs Hamilton-Smythe with her celery and walnut conserve. The first prize once again is taken by the Reverend. Had there been a little more privacy, I'd have actually been grateful. We were given wash rags and small scraps of soap. Once again, I played the gentleman and let the girls go first. Initially, Mrs. Manny refused to shower. Braid Gal eventually intervened, directing Mrs. Manny under the stream of water and scrubbing her down. Finally, it was my turn. The water was lukewarm and smelled of sulfur. Still, I did need a shower in the worst way, and I wasn't about to look a gift horse in the. ..I..." I stammered trying to think of something to say."It's okay, I know you were looking, and I to be honest I really don't care right at this moment, because you see, knobhead hasn't shagged me in weeks since his team started winning, he says he doesn't want to spoil the momentum" Kelly then said "So, right at this moment, i'm as pent up and gagging for it, as you are!" Oh!" I exclaimed realising this might actually be happening."So" Kelly then said, before her hand moved down to her.