" Well then maybe you can hook me up?!" he laughed again, "I kid of course! Sit down, first round is on the house!" Thanks Rick, you're the best," Zac...h said. Ricky may be nice, but he was kind of creepy."Hey, no one attracts more customers than you and your antics! I'll be right back with your best friend -- Jack Daniels."Zach laughed under his breath, "Sorry about that. Ricky can get a little excited sometimes."I took a seat on a bar stool and immediately questioned, "Living legend, huh? Where. Ruggles went braindead. The tree stuck another tentacle into Ruggles' forehead. Ruggles was awakened again but with a different feeling. His hearing went down and he had hallucinations. A goat appeared before his eyes surrounded in funkadelic colors and decorations. Two vines sucked milk that Ruggles had no idea about from his body. But then the tree opened it's mouth and said"The Flaming Lemons are out to get you!" A tentacle suddenly touched Ruggles prostate. Ruggles cut off a vine with his. And as my reward, she was to show me the town and we would have drinks with all of her friends. It was a glorious evening plan. I secretly hoped it would become more. I actually thought about booking our shared room with just a single king bed. (I truly wish I had been so presumptuous). We had to wait to get access to the storage, and so we got some take out lunch from the Vons deli. We sat at a table in the park, talking, and feeding each other ceviche using chopsticks that she carried in her. We danced often. It was magical.I confess I did something indiscreet. It’s all Willis’ fault, really. His fault, yes, but it was started by that other couple. Billy and Dolores. Billy B or T or something. They were hilarious. We met them in line for pictures. He was short and she was tall and curvy. He had a huge handlebar mustache. She could’ve bench-pressed him if she wanted to. When she popped her boob out for their picture, the photographer was stunned and just stood there. He didn’t know.