“Consider me sold, Linda,” he tells her. “The human lie-detector business is kind of icing on the cake; it’s the machine lie-detector results ...that do it for me. They say you’re both telling it like it is, and that means I have to buy into the whole thing. You’re right, the fact that it’s never happened before, or never been documented at least, doesn’t mean it didn’t happen this time. I can’t get around those damn tests.”“Now it’s my turn to start thanking you, Irving,” she says. “You know, I. (Yes, to me.)I didn't know enough about girls to know that vaginal orgasms differ from clitoral ones, but Lynda convinced me that they do, and despite the pain she might suffer, I got a condom and we made it in my room after school one day.I made Lynda promise to let me do oral first, so at least she'd be as hot as a firecracker before the big moment.Since I was gonna screw, I didn't need a hummer, so after going down on Lynda, I moved into position and rolled on this condom.My penis was so. They’ve already booked the Langham Hotel for the reception.”“You seem to know a lot about it.”“I should do. I’m chief bridesmaid.”He broke into laughter so uproarious that several other drinkers looked their way. She glared in response, abashed by the irony in her own confession. “Which begs the question,” he said, still visibly amused, “how you come to be officiating at the wedding of someone you plainly can’t stand.”Her defiance faded and she told him, her tone more sheepish. “Erica adopted. No tellin' where he got the idea, but he wuz shore that she wuz deliberately holdin' out on him. He figured, in his rage, that she would git pregnant if he whipped her an' then impregnated her. He wuz enough stronger than Holley ta manage it, so he stripped off her dress an' tied her hands ta a peg he had set up high in the cabin wall.Asa whipped Holley fer a while until it dawned on her that he would quit whippin' her ifen she promised ta git pregnant this time. She wuz right, as soon as she.