By the end of today you will have beaten the skateboarding cat." The pasta flew around Lisa's bedroom making sarcastic comments to the web cam about t...he posters that she had used to cover her walls during a pubescent boy band crush and hadn't bothered to change since. But the deity saved his greatest contempt for the prop she had brought to the exercise. "Bolognese? Really?" the spaghetti monster asked the camera. It picked up a scoop full with the ladle and poured it back into the pot, "Is. On some days the Master had guests and Julie and I were expected to put on a show. We whipped each other, of course, but the highlight was our full-on lesbian sex session ? and I don?t mean simulated. After the show the guests were free to do anything they liked with us, within reason, so we usually got gang-banged in all of our holes. We didn?t tend to get much in the way of sleep, those nights. So, I settled into a comfortable sort of existence ? not physically comfortable, of course ? and. One morning I got up and headed to the shower, naked, knowing that my mother in law would see me walking down the passage to the shower and on the walk back, she usually gets up and has a shower after me. On this particular morning I had taken a little longer than usual in the shower, while I was standing at the sink cleaning my teeth I was feeling extra horny, so when finished and rinsed my mouth out, I wet my hands and slowly started stroking my cock while looking in the mirror, I was. .ugly girlscomplain and like are totes jealous of us but they like have it super easybeing ugly tho I totes wouldn't wanna be them!!!" Leslie said "teeheetotes!!"Leslie then placed these stickies all over me and like hooked up wires tothem. She then clipped this plastic thingie to my middle finger sidewaysand said "these medical equipment dummies never like think about us sexygirls with long nails! Like duhhh we would like not be caught dead withour short and real nails exposed!!" I was like.