Hell, Ihave insurance. All I need is something to take my mind of thiscraziness.' Jim pondered while still looking nervously around for atiny blue wom...an."Jim? Jim, the doctor will see you now." Called out a monotone voice."Right this way sir, please take your clothes off and put on anexamination gown."Adam sat in the cold room waiting for the doctor to arrive. 'Why dodoctors always need patients to wear such ridiculous getups? They couldjust as easily make do pulling down a sleeve or a pant leg. ‘Mom, you’re just messing with me. Dad never lost his job!’ Kelly didn’t know what to think. Sandy was crazy. Danny hadn’t gone to work in years. So how could he still be with the company? Seconds later Chuck swayed down the aisle to sit beside his mom. ‘Sandy tells me you guys knew about this Hawaii trip in December!’ ‘Yeah. We thought it odd when you announced one for the same time as Dad’s. It’s a shame you had to take this guy’s offer instead. Dad had a first class ticket for you too! But. Sitting on a chair was a short,fat monk wearing a long brown wool habit.The monk was bald and smiled showing discoloured teeth. "Come closer ,boy,I believe your name is Oliver and you want to receive discipline?" the Monk asked."Yes,Friar," Oliver replied aware that the monk had seen the bulge in his trousers."My name is Br.Anselm and I am only too willing to administer to you; you come here of your own free will and will submit to what I want you to do,boy?" "Yes,Friar",Oliver replied."Very. I whispered into the phone, well sort of into the phone… so she wouldn’t be certain who I was talking to, “I love you,” and pushed the red disconnect button.My next moment of consciousness was sometime a long time later, Ginger standing over the bed, “You ever going to wake up?”I mumbled something incoherent, maybe asking her what time it was, “five-thirty,” she said, “plans for today, but we’re going to the gym first… last night was out of this world, by the way.”I swung my feet onto the floor.