Everyone avoided talking business, and it felt like a wonderful preview of what it might be like when the blight was over.Back in our room, Alistair s...wallowed the noxious pinch of powder from the vial Zevran had given me; we knew that having a child would be difficult, given my possible birth control and his being a Grey Warden, but we decided that caution was probably for the best. It still seemed weird to me that birth control was something you gave to a man, not a woman. To my surprise,. "No silly! Not that."And so she went on...and on...and on about the proper way to do a BJ. Isat in rapt awe at her sage advice and technique. On the onehand...hmmm...is that a scratch on my nail? Hmmm...okay...it's merelythe lighting. On the one hand, I was studiously making mental notes andvisualizing myself with Jimmy. On the other, oh...my...God! This is mysister talking about what she knew and had obviously done! I was soooclueless.So...anyway...there we are on the couch. I had already let. "Ambrose looked amazed. "You CARRIED him?"Lou Anne laughed and that sound was delightful to his ears. He couldn't remember the last time a woman's laugh had made him feel so complete."No, silly," she said. "But I had to make him go to sleep. He didn't want to, just like YOU don't want to go to sleep sometimes." Did you read him a story?" asked the little boy."Something like that," said Lou Anne, rising. "You keep reading while I get poor tired Kris something to eat, OK?" OK!" said the boy. He. Damn 20 extra pounds. You need to lay off the Twinkies."She smacked me again, this time pretty hard. I know she left a hand mark on my arm for a good bit. "Alright Colin, why don't you join me up front, and we can load up," Mom announced.Dad looked apoplectic. "Certainly you're not going to ride home in your bathing suits?"Mom look surprised. "God, I can't believe we almost forgot. Riding two hours in these wet suits would be miserable. I'm chafing already. Marie, where'd we put the bag with.
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