Before heading back to camp I made a marker of piled stones holding aloft my red bandana tied to a stick. I did not want to lose what I had just found... by being careless. I was very pleased with myself, giddy with the excitement of discovery; I almost skipped back to my campsite. I didn't even mind cleaning my pots and dishes. The food had dried and the sand made quick work of the mess. With dinner on I carefully laid out my findings on a soft chamois that I had brought just for this purpose.. ”“Hello, this is CT M********** and I have a reservation for this evening I need to change.”“ Your last name is spelled how?” the person on the other end of the phone asked.My last name is really simple to spell, but I spelled it for him anyway, nice and slowly.“I’m sorry sir, but I cannot seem to find your reservation” the clerk replied after a moment.I held my tongue and slowly and phonetically spelled it for him again and as Susan tried to stifle her giggling I could feel a flush rising up. I guess that I just needed a good kick on my ass.”I raised my glass to her and took another sip before leaning back again and relaxing. However, the woman wasn’t done.“That’s just a start, young man, just a start.”I had been somewhat worried that getting rid of all those bodies would turn out to be a problem, but the people at the restaurant were much more knowledgeable about that particular issue than I was. Clothes would be burned in their oven, and no part of any body would be dumped into. "That'swhy I'm not worried about his reaction when he comes up and finds hisprecious wife is working as a hooker and he'll have to line up likeeveryone else and pay £500 for a half hour of my time. You know, I mightnot actually fuck him the first couple of times he comes to see me. Ijust might make him suffer for a few weeks but I'll be sure to tell himabout all the other customers that screw my brains out." Be sure to tell the receptionist that he is your husband when he booksan appointment,".