The light in the room was bright so I knew it was daylight. There at the door was the pretty petite girl with long black hair and captivating brown ey...es.“Tengo que hacer pis,” she said softly.Not able to speak Spanish I motioned her in.“Tengo que hacer pis,” she said again and motioned to the bathroom.I nodded, pointing to the bathroom and said, “It’s okay,”She went in and pushed the door to, not closing it all the way. I heard the clank of the toilet lid being lowered and remembered my mom. We tried and tried and I finally gave in to her repeated requests to get a professional opinion. Unfortunately, it seemed that I was cursed with ‘slow swimmers’ so we did all of the tricks that the medical community suggested and just as I was ready to give up on the idea, she announced one day that she was, in fact, pregnant. It was true, what they say about the glow that envelops a woman with c***d… my wife’s body radiated with beauty as her slim body swelled. Her breasts became fuller, her. We want to get this country headed in the right direction, along with the rest of the world, after tonight, it will be well on its way there. It’s a funny thing. I’m amused by the stupidity of identity politics, cancel culture, etc., but I’m about to make New York a jurisdiction led statewide by three women. Two female U.S. Senators and a female Governor. That’s not intentional, just how the cookie crumbles in this case. After all, California has a male Senator after decades of not having one,. .. Buy yourself a new couch. Your eyesight sucks ... Ditch the contacts and buy a bigger fucking TV. You have no need to hide any of your imperfections from the little woman anymore because you're married to her and you've been together for so long that you have to put up with each other's shit anyway.Don't worry guys, they do it too. For women this is the time to throw away the pushup bras and stop wearing high heels. They've realized that all of sexy underwear is just plain uncomfortable and.