It was December and finished collage for holidays did not plane anywhere to go so was home alone. Went out for some drinks saw some lovely ladies whic...h made me horny I did not get any luck so head back home horny. i took my clothes off was walking around the house fully naked which made me even more horny wanted bust the load .planed of jerking off watching some porn instead wanted to try something new went online for a webcam chat .i stated to get some view I felt people are watching me I was. ‘Whisky.’ ‘I’ll have some of that.’ ‘Do you think you should in…in er…your condition?’ She patted her bloated belly and said, ‘It’ll do it good. Get it going with the old kick kick.’ I poured her a small whisky and said, ‘When you’ve finished that I think you’d better go back upstairs.’ ‘Can’t.’ ‘Why?’ ‘Had a row and walked out.’ ‘Yes, I heard the noise. There was a terrible bang.’ ‘Chucked his boom box at him didn’t I!’ ‘I see,’ I replied, having no idea what a boom box was. ‘Your husband. " Alas and most unfortunately a lack it all too true. For in my case through absolutely no fault of my own my cockiness comes with a small 'c'. Perhaps I overcompensate with my linguistic predilections." I was so far out of my depth that I did something so uncharacteristic that I surprised me. "Just to show you that my intentions are strictly pleasurable..." I fished a pen out of my pocket and flipped over a Guinness coaster.Bearer is entitled to one hour of lingual expertise, or until. ‘Hi.’ He said barely breathing. He wrapped his other arm around my waist. ‘Hi back.’ My world was spinning. I closed my eyes, and he pulled me closer to him. He sighed and backed away. He kissed my cheek and picked up the picnic basket. What had just happened? We started to walk again and he picked up my hand. ‘We’re almost there,’ he said smiling. My heart was still racing. ‘What are we doing?!’ I demanded. And then I saw the stables and two beautiful horses. ‘Horseback riding.’ He said as if.