We had plenty of room but he had to sleep in my bedroom. Now I wouldn't have the privacy to engage in my favorite hobby. We got along fine, being almo...st the same age, and liking the same things; sci fi, ninjas, war shit, movie monsters, etc. But not being able to jack off whenever I wanted became a problem. Even trying to lock the bathroom door during a long poop or shower didn't help. It seemed like.he was always knocking on the door with an urgent need to pee whenever Id get close. It was. When church had finished, she'd called both of them, and left messages. She'd been very busy in the afternoon, and it was just after dinner that she finally found out that Josh was up at his parent's farm. His mother put him on."Hi Josh." Hello".Liz couldn't believe how flat Josh's voice was."Josh, what's wrong?" Tess."He went to say something else, but stopped.Liz's heart fell. "Oh no, what happened? What did she do?"There was a long silence. Eventually Josh said "I guess it's over. Liz, you. .and my lube. Where was my lube? And the banana that I used to fuck my ass? I looked around and saw the lube on the couch, next to the porno mags. Instead of a banana with my ass juices on it, I saw a plantain, a much larger banana lying on a fresh washcloth. Freaking out, I looked at the page the porno mag was turned to, and saw a guy getting fucked in his ass, while a BBW woman sat on his face. This was wild! What? Was the maid encouraging me to play with myself? I decided to look. He sighed again and rolled his eyes, wishing he could be anywhere else but the women's department, like in sporting goods or in hardware. He needed new tools to work on his car. Couldn't he at least look for them?He turned another corner and stopped. The racks changed. On the right were small kitchen appliances like toasters and bread making machines. On the left was... lingerie.He walked past the racks, trying to pretend he wasn't looking at the tiny pieces of fabric on the hangers. Most were.