‘Oh Paul, I am sorry. I hope I didn’t embarrass you but I forgot you was there. I often pee when gardening or anywhere outdoors. It’s one of my ...perverted secret pleasures which my husband and I often indulged in. And by the bulge in your trousers, you might like too. Am I right?‘Well not so much the peeing – although that is interesting – it was seeing your really fat hairy vagina- that turned me on. ‘Oh, that’s a start’. Why not come around for tea tonight so we can get to know each other. Im good looking and honestly, its kind of a turn on to be naked in front of strangers. So I leave the curtain mostly open, I change out in the open, etc. When I got out of the shower (totally naked obv) to grab my soap from my bag, Jack poked his head out of the shower next to mine. He said hi and asked how my workout had been. We talked for a bit, while he continued to scrub but he pulled his shower curtain open mid convo. I thought this was interesting so I tested my luck by walking a few. I hope everything got washed OK?" Yeah, everything did," I said with a chuckle."How was your workout today?" I'm bench pressing 40 pounds over my weight. I'm finally getting great abs. Not as nice as yours, but I don't have breasts in the way." Was that an insult about my breasts? From the way you look at them all the time, you'd think of a better way to say something like that." Wait, mom. That's not how I meant it. I'm sorry if I embarrass you by looking, you're the best-looking mom at my. Sebastian was sitting in the car outside the house when he got the text message. He flew out of the car and ran across the road to the house. He jangled the key into the door loudly and opened the door calling Jordan's name. As part of the plan he pretended to be shocked and angry yelling "what the hell is going on here?"Jordan played her part screaming in embarrassment and running up the stairs to her room. Seth seeing the angry Sebastian, pulled up his trousers and headed for the door."Hey.