I’m making nut roast”“Yum! My favourite” said the boy“Tony! You know lying is a sin” laughed his mum “but we’ll have a sponge pudding,... like we had in the UK, that honey covered sponge. You like that”“Thanks ma!” and they walked off; arm in arm! For all the world like they were best buddies.“But they hate each other!” said George, “They do, surely that hasn’t changed too?”At that moment a car drew up. Out stepped an elegant old lady. “Granny! What a lovely surprise!” shouted the two children in. Like anyone else I don’t want to really embarrass myself or others – but I have had a few embarrassing past incidents where this happened to me where it wasn’t appropriate. Luckily none have caused major trouble – and I guess looking back they’re hotter than the “fake” accidents.The first time was I guess around six years ago (by which time I was really hooked on Piss) – I didn’t have a BF at the time and found it quite difficult to find other guys into Watersports.I went to local gay saunas. After 10 mins, she called me into the room and I went and saw that she was standing in a white robe tied tightly around her body. I smiled and said u are all set for the play? She immediately said, unlike Bhavana, I am looking for some pain relaxation and let’s do that. I lost all the hopes of having fun and it was visible on my face. She handed me an envelope which had 5k in it and said that for the massage. I felt little happy and said fine, let’s start. She immediately removed her robe and. ”I wasn’t expecting that, but I didn’t need much encouragement…I started the car, put it into drive, then reached over and began fondling and stroking his flaccid dick as I drove to my place. By the time we pulled into my driveway twenty minutes later, Jack’s cock was rock hard again and ready for action.I leaned over and gave the tip of his dick a kiss, then struggled to shove it back into his jeans so we could drag Wayne out of the car and get him inside. I knew it wouldn’t stay in his jeans.