"I see you like my friend Jen, you couldn't take your eyes off her," Tina said to Tony at the bar. She looked admiringly at Jen across the room. "I do...n't blame you, she looks really hot tonight." Tina saw Tony's look of alarm and smiled. "Don't worry, I'm not jealous. Jen and I are really good friends." She hesitated, then added, "Maybe someday I'll share you with her."Tony's eyes grew wide. "You're k**ding, right? A threesome with you and Jen? That'd be great, but what're you going to do with. It was a whitesock now a dark shade of brown. And its smell was HORRIBLE."Look what I found!" I said."So what? So you could smell a rotting sock. I could smell it too, and Icould've found it if I wanted to. That's not a big secret." I'm not done yet," I said, smiling.I held the sock in front of my face and winked at Roger. Then I stuck outmy tongue, and touched it to the dirtiest, smelliest part of the sock. Ibrought my tongue back into my mouth and licked my lips. "Mmmm, delicious,"I said,. After hanging up the phone, Jim realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the Thermal Energy Coupler and he had to do it skillfully. He figured that if Slick Willy took the best-in-its-so-called-'class' sedan, he had take at least seven minutes before Slick Willy would get there. But if he took the Subterainian Phase vehicle? Then Jim would be barely screwed.Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Jim was interrupted by five insensitive Loraxs that were lured by. Chalo ab bedroom chalin to ali bola mera dil ha kitchen table par karon. Main nay khalid say kha kya khayal ha bed par chalin ya kitchen main he to vo bola jahan app ki marzi. Tu main kitchen table par chari aur vo sath chaires par bethay hovay thay. Main nay vohan par apnay saray kapray bari bari uthar diye aur un kay samnay strip dance karnay lagi.Vo dono bohat garm ho gaye main kabhi gand main ungli dalti kabhi pudhi main.Phir main nay un ko kha ab sharmao nahi kapray utharo aur jo dil karta.
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