The following night mum got dressed up and hit the town by herself and I went to the pub, a coupe of hours later I got a text telling me to go home an...d get the video camera ready, she added she would be home in 20 minutes.When she turned up I was astonished, not only had she brought a guy back but she had brought two!Mum introduced them as andy and paul and they were around 20 years old and led them into the bedroom, she started by giving a cracking striptease, after teasing us for some time. I found there was a place to hang them over the sink todry.When I opened the wardrobe, I found that all the clothes I had broughtfrom home had disappeared. There were no trousers at all - only dressesand skirts of various lengths. No male shirts- only a few quite feminineblouses hanging up and some girly tops in a drawer. No male underweareither, but silky panties in a selection of pretty colours, allembroidered with either Paul or Pauline, as well as a number of bras,suspender-belts, etc.. " Oh."Linda said, "We can just ask William. He'll know where it is going to be held." You're kidding?" Ann asked looking as the other women around the table nodded their heads in agreement."Not at all. William knows everything we decide before we even decide it," said Linda.Ann laughed in disbelief. Joking, she said, "So throw a dart at a map and pick the nearest large city. We'll have the wedding there."Ling and Linda looked at each other for a few seconds as smiles grew on their faces. Even. The contest started at 8, so we decided to eat some dinner before we left the house. Dawn made some homemade fettuccini alfredo that was to die for. Kim and I made salads and garlic toast to go with it.I asked the others, "Do you understand how this contest works?" Kim and Kevin both shook their heads no, while Dawn maintained a poker face."Okay, here's the deal. Each girl goes on stage wearing a dry t-shirt with a helper. One at a time, each girl goes to the front of the stage and the helper.