The party was rolling when we got there - some good friends who throw great party's. Not swinging party's but there is often lots of drunk people and ...nudity - sometimes even public sex. Fun party's but not too crazy. We mingled and as I got pulled away I could see every man was chatting her up and making sure she had a good drink. By the time I found her again she was really wasted - very drunk and very horny. She was dancing and pulling the v neck of her dress out showing off her fine tits to. And her cum was just flowing out of her.Then, out of nowhere, she started pissing on my mouth. Now me, I love the feeling of hot piss running down the back of my throat. I swallowed every last drop of her delicious piss.I then lifted her legs higher, and started eating out her ass. I shoved my tongue deep in herass. Then I asked her to shit in my mouth. She pushed hard, and a giant fart come out right in my face. Is smelled really good. Soon after, I had 4 mouthfuls of delicious shit. I. (dogs do get locked if the knot fills human vagina).In fact his knot even seemed to be getting larger. It was now that she remembered that when she had seen jimmy have sex with a bitch it had normally taken about 30 minutes or so until he could dismount his bitch. His knot continued to expand for a few more minutes. This continued stretching was both stimulating and a little painful. She realized that she was just going to have to wait for his knot to shrink back down before she could get free,. Not bringing flowers home to put on the table... that dopamine will have diluted to pretty near nothing as other emotions replace the initial wish for a nice hard cock in that wet pussy. The replacement emotions, unfortunately, generally result in statements like: "Janice got flowers at work today. Nobody ever sends ME flowers at work! You haven't slept on the couch for a while. Maybe it's worn out. Maybe we need a new one. Why don't YOU sleep on the couch for a few nights just so we know for.