The further away the better.Old Korean Proverb.I was at a magic show, when after one particularly amazing trick, someone screamed out, “wow, how did... you do that.” I would tell you”, answered the magician predictably, “but then I’d have to kill you.” After a moments pause the same voice screamed out “can you tell my mother in law?”Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy? A: Two mothers-in-law.George went on a vacation to the Middle East with his family, including his mother-in-law. During their. ’ and she bent over and, in the darkness, I felt her wet lips slide over my dick as she began to suck me. I just didn’t know what to do, so I just lay there doing the only thing I knew to do, just lay there and let her suck me off. Her hand reached under and cupped my balls right as I began spurting my cum into her mouth. I have never, ever felt so good in my life. Gordie’s Mom raised up and gave me a soft kiss on the mouth, her tongue probing me, as her hand slowly rubbed my oh, so happy dick.. Ok ill have a dare, sitting round the table it was up to us to think what he could do, right mum said i want you to go to the toilet and take you boxer shorts off and come back out and the show us under the table youve done it!! Easy he said so off he went!!2 mins later craig was back laughing walking over and as we both looked under the table he had his cock out. Great sticking to the rules i said!! Mums goes next what u having we asked her?? Dare please!! he both smirked as now most people. "Of course," she said to the steward who promptly escorted her to David's table. He rose to greet her."I'm pleased that you could join me."David smiled at her. She returned his smile, as the waiter served her with a juice and a selection of fruit."Do you like to swim?"She thanked the steward before replying to David."Yes," she laughed, "but in a pool, not in that great expanse of water outside the liner."He grinned at her as he replied, "silly, I meant in the pool on board, as well you know..