He stood awkwardly and we all walked out with Joan on both of our arms. We had beat the crowds, so our walk back was quick. We got to the hotel. I ord...ered some champagne at the front desk. In the elevator Joan sank into Jim's arms, wrapped her yoga clad legs around him her hips grinding into him and kissed him with open mouthed enthusiasm. We got to the room and Joan promptly took off her top. She teased her own nipples, tugging and tracing her areola. There was a knock at the door. "Room. I offered him my ass although he was rather small, he surprised me when he countered the offer for a blowjob instead. Without a doubt, the colonel would have sucked him off the night before giving him a taste for it, when he rolled over onto his back he was erect.Approximately three slender pink inches stood not much longer or thicker than a man's index finger. The foreskin had been completely stretched exposing his purple-red knob giving the appearance that he was circumcised.Cute, was the. I see you're doing your duty, keeping the school parking lot safe for decent citizens."He smiled at me. Nice smile. "Yes m'am, I am. You might be surprised to learn that there is a school zone on that road right there."We chatted a little more, and when he said he better get back to catching the evil lawbreakers, I decided on the spot. "You know, when I go out on a date" (what date? I never dated.) "I expect NOT to be out of the clothes I wear all night. Despite NIS and what I have to do at. We were all friends throughout highschool and hung together as groupand though our innocence at that time had nothing really to do with anysexual urges or desires so much. Since most all of us were raised ina strict christian home and our parents were all friends as well. So no doubt her having met that piece of shit old man of hers whomturned her into this now beguiled woman she was, made me want nowto kick his ass from Georgia to Tennesee! But enough on all that I'm here now to tell the.