Me: khushi tune toh kaha tha ki apna roommate electronics(extc) ka student hai.Khushi: maine kab kaha ki woh ladka hai.Me: tune yebhi toh nahi kaha ki... woh ek foreigner hai.(hawas ki nazar)Jennifer, 18 age from nevada(usa), 32c-28-32, hottest blonde of my life. Matlab engineering k alahwah baki sab mast hota hai engineering sirf zhand hoti hai.========================hawaz line===================================First year complete hua engineering ka aur mai jennifer(5.10 tall, 32c-28-32) aur. I had made the evening special for her, runningher a hot relaxing bath while I arranged the lounge settee for the bestview, plumped up cushions, put beers and nibbles within easy reach,then dressed for her ? just seamed hold-up stockings, black heels,baby-doll, pink lipstick on my lips, and my hair in two pigtails.When she had come downstairs, she had been greeted by dimmed lights, acold lager and a pampering husband. I made sure that she wascomfortably slouched on the settee before squatting. Ajax always had what he needed, so no time was spent worrying about him.The time for speed seemed to be past, so they crept out of the hideout and began to look for Wasters to shoot. After all, that was the other part of their instructions. Their next encounter was with four men who were all armed with rifles. They spotted the guards before they were seen. Ajax was well trained and would stay put when told to do so, even when he didn’t like it.They all sheltered around the corner of a building. But enough of all this chatter about facial and pubic hair, there are some serious life-defining issues here that need attention, so without barely a pause to gulp down the remaining dregs of the first bottle of blush zinfandel, let's go 'to a letter'.Dear Crumbly,I am affianced to Ariel the most perfect of all earth's creatures but our upcoming wedding day and, more particularly, the completion of my conjugal rights is causing me nervous jitters. How, oh Agony Aunt who surpasses all.