WELL DONE ... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFFDid I read that sign right?In an office:TOILET OUT OF ORDER ... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOWIn a... Laundromat:AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUTIn a London department store:BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRSIn an office:WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKENIn an office:AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON. He wasn’t as old as I had first thought. In fact, I guessed he wasn’t that much past forty, despite the few grey hairs that mingled with the otherwise full head of rich brown hair. His eyes were clear blue and I could see the remains of scar tissue under his right eye. His high cheekbones showed good structure and when he smiled, he had a smile that could charm the devil himself. A five o’clock shadow just made him even more irresistible, if you like that sort of thing, and I certainly did. I. But these time as it was second time for me I told her that I will now completely satisfied you , and as I was entering my penis in she was also pushing it from back so that my penis will fully went inside her , as I was entering my penis as the same time I was pressing her boobs and nipple. This time after 20 minute we both had come and she was now fully satisfied with me. After the act was over for 10 to 15 minutes we sleep together and I was kissing and pressing her boobs. I told her that. I was getting ready and preparing myself for the meeting, but then something hit my mind. How could she remember all of this in detail? I do tell her, but she doesn’t remind me very often. So, I went and asked about that guy who called.Me: Hey, mom, why did that guy call you all of a sudden.Mom: (acting innocent) Who?Me: The guy for whom you came running from the bathroom this morning.Mom: Shut up! I didn’t come running for him. I thought it’s one of my clients, anyway he went to Dubai on.
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