” I sat down on the edge of the bed and thought about my new name while Josie rummaged around in the dresser for the makeup. I liked Josie's choice... of name. It sounded very girly, which was exactly how I felt when I wasn’t trying to act like a guy. It could have been a name I’d choose for myself, but now it had been chosen for me. So, Emily it was. “Sit still, for goodness sakes!” said Josie as she tried to apply the mascara to my eyelids. “I’m sorry.” I said, “I’m not used to this.” . She told me to give water to the guests. When I went to give water to Pinky bitch, I witnessed her cleavage which was padded with some foundation. Again a hard-on. I was in a very uncomfortable situation.Later that night I jerked 3 times thinking about Pinky. The next day was Sunday and Pinky’s hubby and kids were out. Hubby was on a tour and daughter and son were in another city. I knew this because my mom used to tell me all the things happening in the building.I went down to pay the. "Wrong there. You are a complete, absolute miracle of a novelty. Different all over - including your best bits. Fascinating."She looked down. "They look pretty revolting to me. I didn't expect to be all swollen like this. Still," she glanced over at my loins, "your penis is fascinating too. Especially when it can't make up its mind whether to stick up or hang down."A pause for mutual inspection."But, look. Seriously. If I'm going to live with you, when am I going to get any work done? I was. "Me neither. Can you imagine that? 'Look, that's Auntie Lissa. Did I ever tell you about the time I pulled her swimsuit off in the pool?'"Lissa couldn't help but laugh at that. "So Jeff, tell me something. Did you do it on purpose?" What?" he asked, suddenly defensive. "No, of course not. I--" Tell the truth, Jeff. I promise I won't get mad."Jeff stared at her for a second, as if unsure whether to confess."I'll take your silence as a yes," said Lissa."I ... Oh, all right. I did it on purpose..