She nodded knowingly at my response and continued: “The reality, Peter, is that Chris can’t perform sexually any more. He needs pills to get it up.... And when it’s up, it’s no more than 3 or so inches. Useless to any woman. Including me. If I didn’t take care, I’d be all dried up by now. Which, I can assure you, is not the case. All he can do is masturbate and even then it’s only possible with thumb and forefinger. And he needs permission even to do that now. And do you know why? He’s a weak. "When did you start working here?" Oh, I've been here awhile. I guess we've just missed each other."He didn't feel like reminiscing with an old girlfriend just then, he really needed his caffeine. "Hey, how about a Mocha Latte Grande, and one of those bear claws, please. And make it to go." He still had things to get done, and Ass Lady had put him a little behind schedule, not that he was complaining."Sure, Tom. We've got some fresh ones coming out of the oven in just a minute. I can bring it. He had no children himself and he had been single for a long, long time, he was in his late thirties but showed no signs of leaving his early twenties ever! and sometimes when he was around the town you could swear blind he was a natural teenager forever. Yet aside from his good heart, he had somehow stayed single and as far as he was concerned, it wasn’t all it was cracked up to be so far! He awoke with a start as the bell on his alarm clock shattered the peaceful sleep from his apartment. He. Just don’t want all the hassle this year.”Tristaca thought this sounded reasonable. Last year, they had upwards of 40 people at their house. Terrance had grilled a ton of wings and was wiped out after the game. It took her three days to get the house back in order they way she liked it. She was not about to convince her husband to change his mind over the next few weeks.She stood and yelled out, “TJ! Are you gonna eat?”“Let him sulk, Tee,” he advised her.“Whatever,” she huffed.The day of the.