You're not going to a dance. You're going to a movie." Hmm." Gertrude looked at her blouses. "How about this?" It was a too-short blouse that hung str...aight down from her lack-of-chest, as Gertrude thought of it."Now ask yourself, 'how' you want to dress. That's a shirt for easy access to your chest." Mother!" Well, on a date, that's what it is. There's nothing to stop him from putting his hand straight up it. If that's what you want, it's perfect."Gertrude knew that's what she wanted, but she. Well, your results are in, Dr. Jerrik said as he walked into the examination room. And? There is a malignant tumor in your brain, Kyle. It is causing you to have severe pain. And as it grows, you will experience the failure of bodily functions. In simpler terms, Mr. Hunt, you are going to die. I am sorry. Kyle felt his heart skip. His breathing faltered. How long? A year. Maybe less. Now, we can try chemo therapy. It may stop the growth. And we can try to remove is, but it is a risky. Each new pair oftights squeezed me a little harder, and tortured me a little harshereach night. I held some small hope that maybe my dream mistress wouldcome in the night; however I knew it wasn't going to happen.The next morning, I woke up and got my mail as usual. This morning'spackage was slightly different than the others. I opened it, andinstead of finding another pair of tights, I found a pair of long pinksatin prom/opera gloves, and another carbon copy of the note:"Wear it all and be. It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature’s way of making older people do more exercise.SO THERE!!I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can’t remember their names.So, please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.Lotto WinnerAt breakfast, the husband says to his wife, “What would you do if I won the Lotto?”“I’d take half and leave you,” she says.“Great,” he says.“Here’s $6. I won $12 yesterday! Stay in touch”.“Private Lessons” {Proceed at your own risk.}A.