“Oh Jake.” Melody closes her eyes and sucks on his tongue. She lifts her arm to the top of Jake’s head and runs her fingers through his soft, da...rk brown hair. Jake’s hand glides down her neck, over her breasts, and to her bulging tummy. He can’t keep his strong hands off her belly. He gently pulls away from the kiss and smiles at his wife. His hands walk to the bottom of her shirt and he pulls it up over her belly, revealing the beautiful baby bump. He bends his head down and kisses her tummy,. The club itself was full but not packed, with about a couple arms-length distance between guests. The centrally-located dance floor was slightly more packed. Moderately loud house music seemed to be the dominant musical style and conversing would require either a very loud voice or close proximity. A hostess came over shortly with two stem glasses and opened bottle of Dom Perignon for us. Louis and I downed a glass before I grabbed his hand and I whispered in his ear, ‘Come with me.’ I am a. ’You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore,HOW TO SPEAK ABOUTWOMENAND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:1. She is not a ‘BABE’ or a ‘CHICK’ - She is aBREASTED AMERICAN. ‘2. She is not ‘EASY’ - She is ‘HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.’3. She is not a ‘DUMB BLONDE’ - She is a ‘LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.’4. She has not ‘BEEN AROUND’ - She is a ‘PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.’5. She does not ‘NAG’ you - She becomes ‘VERBALLY REPETITIVE.’6. She is not a ‘TWO-BIT. “Do you think I’m pretty?” Theresa asked, moving just a bit closer.“Yes,” Carolyn replied, still not backing away an inch.Theresa leaned forward and gently kissed Carolyn on each of her cheeks. She waited a heartbeat for her to object, and then kissed the girl full on her lips, pulling their bodies tight against each other as she did.The kiss started as innocently as any Carolyn might have shared with a friend, but quickly progressed to greater intimacy. She felt Theresa’s tongue brush against.