‘The guests were gone, and we were looking at the gifts the kids had received. By the way, the sweaters you sent are very nice. They fit perfectly.�...�� ‘Where did she get the idea that you are…boinking me?’ ‘Your daughter. It was Mona’s suggestion that Amanda find out.’ ‘I’ll speak to Mona. I wonder where she heard that word.’ ‘I asked Amanda that question. She told me that she knows all the words, but she was only repeating what Mona had written.’ ‘Oh, my, I hope you denied that you’re…boinking. That half Mona Lisa smile haunts me. I used to tease her about it. Usually when she smiled she did it with her whole face. Her mouth would be wide open, teeth flashing, and her eyes would crinkle up. But she hated how it looked in pictures so whenever she posed for a photograph she would wear that half smile. She might have hated her smile but I loved it. I loved her. I still love her. It was six years ago today that they were taken from me. The house was decorated, the cookies were baked, and. Les pointed out the box I'd cut up to protect her sensitive rear from the blankets and Sam looked at me like I'd come up with the solution to cancer. When Les told her about my massaging her butthole to an orgasm after I'd put ointment on her, Sam hugged her breasts and looked like she was shivering."Do you think he'd put some of that stuff on me? He really hurt me when he spanked my bottom yesterday."I was going to tell Sam she was full of it when Leslie said "It's the least he can do after. Nine girls lined up at vault.I set the springboard on its side next to the runway, about ten feet from the vault, then walked back to them. "Ladies, sprints!" The girls took turns standing at the end of the runway, then running toward the vault. "That was pathetic," I said when they'd all finished. "My three-legged dog runs faster than that." You don't have a dog," Kelly pointed out, "three-legged or otherwise." You've never had a dog," Traci added. "Dad's allergic."Mental note: never coach.