Don’t get me wrong, there were quite a few that I’m sure could light my fire given the chance, but they just weren’t what I was looking for. I s...hould explain. When I was 16 I did a student exchange and got placed in a small town South of Dublin, Ireland. Greystones awoke my love of a thick Irish woman, and since I live in Alberta, Canada, these lush ladies are definitely in short supply. I’m now 28, still living in Alberta near my tribe and still looking for a woman that peaks my interest. Oh. Stepping inside, Tommy was greeted by a beautiful young woman.“I’m here to see Elizabeth Towney,” he told her.Looking down, the young woman said, “You must be Thomas Hawk. Let me get Ms. Towney’s assistant.” The receptionist made a quick call before saying, “Helen will be right with you.”Thirty seconds later, a tall, auburn-haired woman stepped into the lobby, flashed a warm smile at Tommy and held out her hand. “Mr. Hawk,” she said. “I’m Elizabeth’s assistant, Helen Snider. Please follow me to. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes.Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.We drank water. My heart was pounding and I must have hit my head on my nightstand as I felt pain on one temple. I turned on my lamp and then got up and turned on my light and headed into the bathroom. This time I was too shaken up to go back to bed and I found my robe and put it on and went downstairs to the den. I got a glass of milk from the kitchen and then turned on the TV and curled up on the sofa. I was surprised when I saw my mother walk down the stairs and she came over and asked me if I was okay. I.