"Yes Mary, I am a virgin!" OK, good, at least I know where you stand."I had no clue what she meant and I wasn't about to ask. Mary had an interesting ...habit I picked up on during my second week there. She always had her cell phone with her and when it rang she always left the room to talk. I didn't know why she would have to leave. Oh I understand privacy and all that but in a normal household you can talk on the phone in front of everybody unless it is REAL private stuff. I thought her habit. .. Give it to her fast and furious ... That sloppy psycho, sneaky bitch... This is where I am, for fuck’s sake ... YEESH!!!Damn loser trailer trash Fred State numskull morons! Fuck them for licking me into this nightmare!Only thing that keeps me going is all the cash I’m collecting. Millions and billions!I mean, look at that schmuck, Morocko Cheatin’ Hoebumma. He was born in a shack in shithole Wakanda, probably in an outhouse, now he’s worth 8 figures, all for what?What a nerd. He never chases. I have a duty to defend the United States, against all enemies, domestic and foreign." Damn it! Listen to me. We are not your enemy. But we will destroy your fleet and kill a lot of your people, if you continue with this. So I am telling you that if you don't surrender, you will all die. A lot of people we all need to defeat Terra's enemies will die with you."As Ken was talking the view screen went black, the communication was cut. "What the hell?" Ken asked."Sir, communications have been shut. I invited sanjay to my place and we started having drinks.During the drinks I purposely raised the issue of virginity of sanjay.He blushed and told me haw really he wanted to get rid of it.To this I suggested how `bout Nisha.He blushed and said:Kyon majak kar rahe ho aap?Par aisi koi mil jaye toh maza aa jaye.I Said:Main mazak nahi kar raha.Do what I say.He said ok.Just then Nisha called me and asked `bout dinner to which I declined and told her I would have it late.She told me that she is.
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