. you know, like Dana, or Evelyn,or Chris....Then she dug up an impoverished but aristocratic family in Sweden whowere glad to perform some genealogic...al hocus-pocus and claim me as arelative -- for a price, of course. My last name was subsequentlychanged to their more royal sounding family name. And to make thingslook better, Irene transferred all my assets to a Swedish Bank account.All this while, of course, the three of us were working even harder onmy skills at female impersonation. Besides. We look as good as some of those big time bands. I even sound like I know how to sing," I kidded.I got a smack on the shoulder from Gina. "Cut it out, Ed. We've been over this before." Yes, Dear," I said, something that would become very common in the not-too-distant future.Doreen called me back two hours later."Well, we've got copyright on both our band's name and our t-shirt logos. So, we can insist that YouTube take the video down. That's all fine and good, but who knows how many people have. " Finger."Crack! The sound from that little gun was much louder than I thought itwould be. I jerked, but so did Sarah and Elizabeth, who clutched eachother and squealed. Josiah tore off the porch and ran toward his brother."You got him!" Mrs. Henson shouted, dropping the hoe and grabbing herson. Immediately the rest of us left the porch and ran toward them too.When I got there, I thought I would see a dead snake. Instead, I sawthis, I don't know, serpent, and he was huge. And he wasn't dead.. I thought to myself “Why in the Hell is she here, She does not know where I live.” Before I could speak Kavita came out of the Bathroom with a towel on and said, “If that is Surita let her in”I was a bit shocked but I undid the lock and opened the door for her. As the door opened I looked down in horror and realized that I was clad in only a towel, She looked me in the eye and smiled, then she lowered her eyes to my crotch and smiled again, then she smiled at Kavita and said, “Hi Kav, I’m glad.