A.....I have asituation here, and I was hoping you could help me, please, please,please can you help me?" Donna stood silently, as the two looked at e...ach other. Fear radiated offthe girl. Still, Donna didn't say a word, too confused to speak.Following a few awkward moments of silence, the girl spoke, removing alldoubt she was really a he. "You see, I...uh....some people I know.......well.....can you help meplease? I'm currently at the butt of a practical joke that's gone waybeyond the bounds of. Keith I'm a Private Investigator.O'Malley Well, my memory isn't all that good.Keith Let me get you a drink.O'Malley Now that's more like it. Might loosen up the memory.Keith There may be other, shall we say, incentives, as well.O'Malley Fire away then.Keith Three years ago last August, you were in York.O'Malley Was I?Keith Here's a photo of you at a hotel.O'Malley Ah, yes. It was York races. Always go to York races.Keith This was a couple of years ago. Look at the photo. See the man and woman?. So we've not been on this campus very long. How many dicks have you sucked? That was the best blow job I've ever had."Well it was only three... tonight... it just so happens two of those cocks were a couple hours ago and they skull fucked me so I had now choice.... I went with a more modest answer, "I've had some training recently," or so I thought, "maybe this will explain."I stood up and it was my turn for a 180 to show off my ass, although I was already naked. I could not believe I was. My poor attempt at humour had raised a possibility in her mind that hadn’t been there before, and I was sorry for that. I hadn’t meant to cause alarm.“What would I have to do for this ‘loan’?”I looked her in the eye. “My interest rates are pretty low. I could loan you a hundred dollars for, let’s see, maybe ... a hug?”She threw herself into my arms, and I got the asked-for hug, plus a kiss on the cheek. “Consider it a bonus,” she giggled. I pulled out my wallet and handed her a $100 bill, and.