" "Awww, thank you hobey, I will be right back" I respond to him with a kiss. We live in a pretty big building and I am walking around wearing just a ...pair of white panties on, with a tiny white shirt, and 6 inch stripper heels. Some of the residents are just looking at me with shock; some pretend I am not even there. Oh, there is Rabbi Miller with an akward look and a stiff boner; there is his wife Hilda looking deeply disgusted; I am now walking by a Catholic couple praying as if a she devil. The child was blown on to her ass, looked at the mess she made and screamed: “not again!” And that’s the Big Bang, Rachel. God said, Every. Fucking. Time. I just can’t help but add that last ununoctium atom. Anyways, the stars are born, some large with heavy atoms, some small, like the sun, with lighter atoms. This is about…fourteen billion years ago, I think. Let’s move on. The image fast forwarded again, and God was around ten years old. She was in a t-shirt and jeans now, and the universe. It looked like a good movie but I was tired. I switched the set off. I staggered to the bathroom, hoping to summon enough energy to brush my teeth before I went in and collapsed for the night. No sooner had I loaded the toothbrush and met my reddened eyes in the mirror than I heard it. It was not loud, but clear enough and unmistakable, the sound of a young woman’s inflamed yearning. A familiar sound, a sweet, low moan from the throes of pleasure, reeking of a bedroom. All at once I was. I don’t mind really. But what do you think?”“Think about what?”“About Keith lusting after you, about him shagging me, wishing it was you?”“I don’t know, I just think you are being silly, if Andy has any fantasises I expect at his age they all concern young women, teenage girls that sort of thing and Keith is probably the same.”“Stop avoiding the issue. I have known Keith long enough to know that in a room full of women, given the choice it would be your knickers he would want to get into.”Kath.