I'm pushed overto a table with several people in costumes. As we reach the table peoplestart to point at me and laugh. A woman dressed as a witch asks... Amy,"Who's that?"Amy replies, "It's my husband!" After the laughing dies down Amy says,"Isn't he cute? It was his idea. He spent all month getting everythingtogether for tonight."The witch then asks about the chains and the pacifier in my mouth, towhich Sara says, "Oh! That too was his idea!" Then to my totalembarrassment Amy lifts up my skirt. “Did he go home with some other girl?” asked the daughter.I hesitated for a moment. I was about to let two complete strangers into my personal life, but I decided it was best to vent my feelings. I mean, I wasn’t going to see them again so I didn’t care. “She, actually. And she didn’t go home with anyone but I saw her fucking some girl and her boyfriend in the restroom.”They looked at me as if I’d just spoken in a foreign tongue. Hadn’t they ever met a lesbian before?After a moment, the mother. "Sweetheart, are you still awake?" Scott asked through the door.I quickly tied my robe, and got under my blanket."Yes, daddy. You can come in," I let him know.He slowly opened the door, and smiled."What?" I wondered."I was just wondering if you tried the iPad out, and to see if you tried on your clothes," he told me."The iPad works great, and I did try on some stuff, but it's the unmentionable stuff," I let him know."You mean the sexy thongs, and bras?" he pondered.Well, that was clear as day.. This is going to take a while and any tips or advice is more than welcome.)It's a cold Saturday morning the pan sizzles as you pour the pancake mix on, looking out the kitchen window you see the sky is filled with grey clouds spitting small flakes of snow that settles on the ground. Your house sits in a remote area it prevents reporters from hounding Tatsumaki about the Hero Association. Not that their an issue since she could flatten them with a single thought, but she's more worried about you.