”Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.Did you hear about Mon...ica Lewinsky becoming a Republican? The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.After numerous rounds of, “We don’t know if Osama is still alive,” Osama himself decided to send Ted Kennedy a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Kennedy opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line of coded message,. All the other parts were also sewn to Velcro so they could be changed as needed.There were six from customs who went up the stairs into the 747 with Lorrie and me. They started down the aisle first, stamping passports as they went and we followed. Thirty minutes later we were done and the seventy five from Morton were finding seats. All the gear had been stowed in the baggage compartments, including mine along with Malinda’s, Hanna’s and their camera men.There were the final hugs and passionate. "She answered."Oh? Anyone special?" Not really, cap'n. Except for one that I had fell in love with." What happened between you both?" I broke up with him." Ah. Wasn't the sex exciting enough?"Angie enquired with a wry giggle."Apparently not. He slept with the local harlot behind my back, and my sister too." Wow, what a prick!"Angie gasped."It's OK. He's dead now, anyway." Oh. I'm sorry, I guess, to hear that. How did he die?"Angie replied, with uncertainty in her words."I'm not. And well, that. After a brisk 30-minute walk, she changed to the cycle and rode 10 miles before she paused to take a break. She noticed a couple of guys eyeing her as she worked out and kept a glance going as she sat and slowed her breathing. Jill was proud of her body and she loved it when men noticed it, so she put all her effort into showing them just how great her body was, flexing as if to stretch, which she knew would thrust her 35c tits outward and she kept stealing glances to make sure she still had.
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