’ ‘What if some maniac had been sitting out here in the dark with a really big knife?’ ‘Only mahus get killed out here,’ she told him seriou...sly. He thought maybe she was kidding. ‘What’s a mahu?’ ‘A guy dressed up like a girl. And I’m not dressed,’ she laughed giddily. Well, that was very true. No one would suspect her of pretending to be a woman. He let her up. ‘Get naked,’ she whispered, ‘Let’s go in the water.’ Except for one thing, the thought was extremely appealing. It would just be so. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice... “And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?”“I can’t piss out of it.” he replied.The waiting room erupted in laughter...A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.After months. "Yeah but before that, I want to see your bare arse," replied Mark."Be my guest," said Vidya, turning her back on him.Mark got on his knees behind her and very, very slowly dragged her purple knickers down gradually baring her large and round buttocks, "Oh Vidya, you have a truly gorgeous arse," said Mark as he ran a hand over her cheeks."Thank you, a few people seemed to have liked it," replied the mature Indian beauty as she stepped out of the knickers that were at her feet.She was now naked. I decided I wanted to take things further and lifted Lisa’s arse to move her down the couch until she was sat right next to Simon. This seemed to get her really hot and she kissed me long and deep. Lisa’s arm was touching Simon and her hand caressed my hair as I moved down her body to kiss her breasts. I reached behind me and placed her hand on Simon’s thigh; she let out a sharp breath. As I sucked on her nipples, I watched as Lisa kept her hand on Simon’s leg. I reached over and moved her hand.