She'd smile and demurely say 'thank you', only to later surprise me with some outrageous joke. I think she enjoyed the attention I gave her more than ...anything. She was one of those cosmetics salespeople for a national brand. It was going to be her ticket to early retirement. She'd once told me she made more from her sales than her salary. One day, I noticed a note on the door of the teacher's lounge offering free facials at Julia's home for the ladies of the faculty. I decided to give her a. "Oh fuck James," I said to him, "You're so fucking tight buddy."He grabbed the Coaches cock with one hand and pulled it out of his mouth and stroked it. "Fuck dude your cock is so fucking big b*o," he said to me, "Why the fuck didn't we do this years ago, we've missed out on so much" Shut the fuck up," the Coach said and he slammed his cock into James' mouth again."Ahhh yeah, suck the Coaches cock, yeah boy suck my fucking big hairy cock you fucking whore" the Coach said to James."Ohh fuck. Me and Caleb (hey !! that's a book actually—it's pretty kewl—check it out)arrive at the diner about 7:00 that night. Mom was actually there, and so was Dustin ! I hadn't thought about it—just didn't expect to see him there. Guess the 'man' never learned how to open a can of ravioli. I point Caleb towards the last booth, and ask mom for two yahoo's. “It's prolly not going to work Matthew, he's still pretty agitated”. “I ain't gonna cause no shit mom—I'll just be in and out. You got some. ‘Who the hell are you?’ she asked. ‘I’m a distant relative!’ he exclaimed, his English getting better. ‘What the hell is this place?’ she asked. ‘Hell,’ he replied ‘You are in Auschwitz, 1944. I’m a distant relative.’ ‘You don’t look Vietnamese!’ she snapped back. ‘I’m on your father’s side, do you know anything about your father’s side of the family?’ he asked. She shook her head no. ‘Well, in 1938 my family was rounded up and sent to this death camp for being communist (she snickered at.