“I’m going to pin you down and tickle you into submission!” he laughed as he ran behind me.As I rounded the corner into the back yard, I slipped... on a damp spot on the grass and almost went down. Jay slipped, too, but the delay was just enough for him stretch out a hand and trip me up as he slid down. As I tumbled to the ground laughing, Jay hopped forward onto my back, pinning my face down on the grass and tickling me again.I wiggled forward and almost got away, but he grabbed one of my calves. .. Larry?" asked Gert in her usual pleasant voice."Hell yeah, Aunt Gert, been liking what I see for a while now." So what is it going to cost for this wiring job?" How much do you have?" I asked, just being the typical wise-ass.Aunt Gert had been reading the paper and when I asked her how much she had, she looked at me over the tops of those gold half-moon style glasses and the way the sun caught the tiny diamonds in her beaded neck chain somehow turned me on, like maybe I loved Aunt Gert's. I was barely able to hold in a gasp, but a look at my compatriots showed me a line of grins. I tried to settle back and enjoy the show, but at that moment my cellphone went off. The vibrate feature made it clatter against the seat, and I lunged to turn it off. A few heads turned my way, but for the most part nobody even seemed to notice.The figure onstage had parted the cloak more, and was showing a flat, toned stomach with a blue jewel in the navel. Using serpentine movements, she wiggled. She was very slim and in great shape. For a forty-five year old woman, she had a body most of the girls in my classes would kill for. “Get in the back - hurry,” she commanded and hopped between the front two seats into the small back seat of my Honda Civic. I followed her back and her hands were on my shorts before I could even get settled, pulled them down, along with my boxers. My head was spinning - where was this going? I couldn't believe what was happening but Kristine was in complete.