She had changed her diet and only occasionally ate red meat and never much of it when she did. She wasn't a vegetarian or a Vegan or anything but she ...was scrupulous about her diet. She had also begun working out in the gym zealously, hence her gloriously muscled body."I don't understand what this has to do with..." Beth had placed her fingers on my lips silencing me."Let me finish. Please? After last night I'm hoping you won't freak on me and I'm a little afraid you might think I'm a freak or. " "I never said you were," he shrugged, "you did." "I'm just saying I'm not," I reiterated confidently. "I'm sure you believe that," he said, again his tone implying he didn't buy it. "I'm not gay," I repeated, showing my hand with my wedding ring on it. "Suit and tie is married too," he countered. "Actually, the majority of white cocksuckers who eagerly search me out are married." "That's absurd," I said, pulling the gas nozzle out, baffled at the thought of married white guys searching out. Once he finished with that we had some drinks and watched some porn. After we were all really horny we began flipping a coin. The first 5 that landed on heads put their names into a hat to be drawn by the other 5 to determine the first patners. I was one of the ones to put my name into the hat. When it came time for the drawing my name was drawn by an older guy named Jimmy. I am 37 and he was 65. I thought this should be good. Once everyone had their partner we went to the basement of the. Our roster database is disgustingly out of date because our enemies keep coming and coming, leaving us little time to catch up, even when it comes to recordkeeping." Is that the root of your madness?" Sailor Venus asked. Sailor Moon and Mercury whirled in delight at hearing their friend's voice again. The Future Scouts instantly assumed battle postures."Stand easy, Scouts." Sailor Andromeda said, appearing beside Sailor Venus. "Nobody wants a fight. Now, Sailor Moon, I believe you have.
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