”The sound of Mathew striking his forehead was audible through the phone. “And what, pray tell, do the police think of your little shenanigans?”...“They were skeptical, but now they’re helping, keeping the pedestrians back while directing the homeless from other areas towards us. It’s quite a production.”“The Police Commissioner and Mayor came to observe what we’re doing,” Emma announced over Phil’s shoulder.Mathew sighed. “Meaning it’ll be the lead in tomorrow’s papers.”“It means we’ve got. Main unke honto ko chaatti hui apni hi swaad ka maza leti hui unhe dikhayi. Jispar woh kafi mast ho uthe aur mere hatho mein unka lund upar neeche jhatke khane laga.Unke honto ko choomna band kar main boli: Hmmm, not bad hahaha! Ab mujhe bhi chahiye aapka swaad.Itna kahkar main papa ke shirt ko kheech nikali aur fir unke payjame ke naade ko kholti hui boli: Nikaliye na ise bhi.Papa: Ye bhi? Yaha?Main: Are waah, main yaha poori nangi baithi hun aap ye bhi nahi nikal sakte kya?Papa: Par yaha,. He talks the talk and walks the walk. Hired on the spot.“Jay,” Elton said, “I don’t know how to repay you for this.”“Not a matter of repaying, Elton. People take care of people. ‘Specially family.”“Yeah, but a HOUSE?”“Yeah, but Wanda’s gonna be right here next door when the baby comes. I’ll save the cost of the house in the gasoline I don’t burn driving back and forth back down there for the required granny time.”“Advice, son. Don’t call ‘er ‘granny’.”“Noted,” I said. “Voice of experience?”“Oh,. Ffffrrrrreeeettttttttt, Fred shuffled.Dirk and I had never been what you would call friends. Doug and he had gone to high school together. I have always just tolerated him. He was a crude kind of guy, the type that boasted of his sexual conquests. He was very aggressive with people, to the point that I felt he was a bully. His brother was cut from the same mold. Once I asked Doug why he put up with them and he responded that they were just blue collar guys. They’re good people. Many times I.