You look up to discover all three ladies staring at you with anticipation. "Well, what have you ordered Brett?" said mom. That was a good question as ...you have ordered nothing of late. You shrug your shoulders at the girls..."Well, go on... open it!" Demanded Gina. Unsure of what it could be you deny Ginas request and state that you will open privately. "Why? Is it a present, it is my birthday soon." Pouted Audrey, glaring at you to see if your confused face would crack into a smile. "C'mon. The two that stayed behind, Gadgel and Xiao Kirin, repressed any unpleasant opinion they might have had on Zax, due to his confrontation with the Second Leader, and concentrated on his achievement to summon a genial mien.“Brother Gadgel, sister Xiao Kirin”. Zax nodded. The mores of “brother” or “sister” were more common in New Earth than Ercas Mir. Being referred to as a “brother” produced a favorable first impression for the pair in Zax’s eyes. “Are you from New Earth?”“I am”. The thin, pale. "He's not entirely stupid then!" the bloke laughed, "I'm acting assistant chief constable Collins spelt B-A-S-T." "That's not how you spell cunt!" I said, "But I get the idea." Mulholland says you're good at vermin control," AACC Collins suggested."I does me bit," I said."Well hanging pedo's by the bollocks is a bit awkward for us," he says, "Suicide suits us much better." Right," I agreed."Well we got ITV coming to interview you at half past, so tell them it's your civic duty to out the. Alex grunted; picking up Tony's dry cleaning was the only task he really hated. "Yeah." I hate that. Like I really got a degree to get some bimbo's lipstick off my boss's shirt." At least you're not the bimbo." They get better perks."Alex wasn't touching that one. "So what do you do when you're not picking up dry cleaning or dropping off medeival weapons?" I didn't know it was an axe." Ahh. Rule Number One: Never Open The Package." Excuse me?" It's a line from a movie. 'The Transporter.' Guess.
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