. Umh, let's say "IPS" (you know, where Doug Heffernan works).The white thing turned out to be the latest "iMac", and it took me two or three hours to... learn my way with a new operating system. I'd had a nice, cool IBM Thinkpad before I became a guest of the State of Maryland, but now I learned that even that brand did not exist anymore (it's Lenovo now, a Chinese company for freak's sake). Anyway, I had not seen a computer in three years, and whatever I knew then was obsolete. Yet, when it was. “Look at this!” he yelled, hurling a pair of Jackie’s sexiest panties at me. I caught them and looked at him puzzled.“What about them?” I asked.“They were at the bottom of the washing basket. Look at the crotch!”I looked and pretended to be amazed to find an off-white crispy stain on the pale satin.“That’s semen, Robbie! Semen on my wife’s underwear!”I didn’t reply. He was right; it was semen; semen I had put there from the pot hidden in my backpack; semen from my two lovers.“And what about. Next time I’m going to make you cum without even touching you.”That threw him. “Uh? How?”“You’ll see.”Pilar: “A three-legged dog walks into a bar, his spurs clinking, his six-shooter slapping at his furry hip.”Walker: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”Sometimes I teased Adam, just for a mo. I pushed the elevator button and he made a quiet protest sound, deep in his chest.“Oh, sorry, Adam, I forgot.”He sighed in pleasure as I Velcroed his black chest protector on.“Thank you, Nature. Giggling, she held the scoop up in front of her, as if considering it for the first time. Then she smiled and turned the cup of the scoop toward her and lowered it first to one breast and then the other! The puffy ends to her tits filled and overflowed the utensil, but she pressed it to her one breast as if cuddling a head to her and she closed her eyes and raised her chin toward the ceiling, elongating her neck and chest. She looked so damn hot! And then she moaned. “Oh yes Daddy! Suck.