Then the dark ones came. They used to be a mere nuisance, which their bow-armed scouting parties had easily stopped at the edge of their sacred forest.... But year after year the various groups of monsters encountered grew more and more numerous. Orcs, trolls, minotaurs, cyclops, wolf-men, trolls, horrible insect-like monsters, and filth of every sort. Though the inferior slime were no match for any elf, they soon came to represent a problem. The foul beasts talked and used tools, but would gladly. Pausing only to don a robe, I went downstairs and found Becky singing to herself at the kitchen sink."How's the most beautiful woman in the world?" I said softly, slipping my arms around her waist."She's perfect, thank you, kind sir.” She tilted her head back as I kissed her neck. "Are you hungry?" Starving," I said. "But can I have a long, hot bath first?"“Yes, of course. But let’s get something straight — you live here with me now, it's your home. You don't need to ask for anything. Got. He was naked, his lower body still concealed by the counter. He grabbed the frilly apron from its peg, donned it and tied the straps behind his back. He felt the frills tickle the hair on his skin. It made him feel more naked."Better," Miss A said in a friendly voice. "Now come over here and give us a little fashion show, honey." He stepped around the counter until he was in front of them."Doesn't he look so much lovelier?" she asked her friends. He blushed fiercely, his fingers fidgeting with. I found a patch of open space in a thicket of bushes. and this is where i brought her. it was just a 5 or so minute walk from the car to the parking lot. she talked constantly, "blah blah blah, where are you taking me? blah blah blah, i talk a lot when i am nervous." no shit i can tell i said to myself. soon we were at the spot and i was asking her questions, like how many guys she has fucked and why was she not using protection and getting pregnant. she said he was the only guy she had fucked.