“Oh you are a dirty little slut Brittany. Sucking Daddy’s cock after it’s been up your ass.”“My ass tastes good though Daddy.” she giggled... softly, slid up and straddled my lap trapping my slowly hardening cock between us.“You keep this up and I may have to have another go at you baby.”“That was my intention.” again there was that sexy little giggle. My cock twitched.“MMMM you like it when I call you Daddy?”“Yes.”“Have you ever thought about Jessica while you are fucking me? You can tell me, I. Why did the carpenter’s wife leave him?A. Because he was screwing around when he should have been nailing her.Q. If a bluebird has blue babies and a redbird has red babies, what kind of bird has no babies?A. A swallow.Q. Did you hear about the woodworker who fell into a vat of varnish?A. It was a terrible end, but a beautiful finish.I bought a dog from a blacksmith today. As soon as he got home he made a bolt for the door!A blond is walking down the street with one tit hanging out. A cop stops. John moved closer and produced his knife from its sheath. He turned it so that the sharp edge matched the narrowest part of the slot. He pushed it in, and it slid smoothly, up to the hilt. Nothing else happened as he waited. The penny dropped at last: follow the instructions.Remembering the order: ‘turn R’, he twisted the blade to the right, and the lock moved round easily until the mechanism clicked into place.This must have been effectively a switch, for the door took over and swung smoothly. “Now that I know that your breasts are as lovely as your ass, I have no doubt that I could entertain you for many hours and leave you breathless.”“Oh my,” I gasped, unable to control my response. “Well… I… er…”“Just stay right where you are,” he said flashing me that same grin. “I know how to get in from the back. You just stay here and keep an eye out for customers.”Before I could ask him what he was suggesting, he was gone. A few seconds later I heard a noise behind me. As I was about to turn.