You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.And in closing...Two good ol' boys in a Alabama trailer park were sitting around talkin...g one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant.After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched. He was able to knock about ten thousand off of the initial asking price by pulling out his laptop and obtaining two online quotes from other dealerships.He picked up his small bit of luggage from the hotel and headed up I-80 towards Winnemucca. The directions he had obtained via the Internet said that the trip should take about two and a half hours. Dale managed to shave an hour off of that estimate by exercising the Carrera's engine just a bit. He turned into a gas station and fueled up. His. The restraints helped, but it was clear she wasn't going to last long at this rate. What's more, their normal approach of keeping people hydrated so they could maintain their strength wasn't working as Amy was unable to even sip a small amount of liquid.Amy looked up, pleadingly at David, as if she was asking him to somehow help her, but he couldn't think of any way of easing her suffering. He wasn't about to do it by helping her die, as he had no way of knowing who may ultimately survive these. “If you ever want to sleep with her again, do nothing. If not, file a complaint with her boss.”“You know me Marcy, I like to keep my options open,” I said.“Then say nothing, but keep you eyes and ears open. I am going to make a note of the time and date of this call. You did know I record all phone calls?” she asked for the tape.“Of course I did. I also know they are covered by client confidentiality.” I said.“Exactly, have a good one,” she said.I tried to focus on the show and tell. I took the.
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